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Loggerhead turtles are magnificent beasts, ocean-going turtles who are found throughout the world. Nevertheless, they must venture ashore to lay eggs, where Homer Simpson-esque pratfalls occasionally befall them.
Archbishop Moeller High School in Cincinnati has an illustrious history. Its almuni include sporting luminaries like Baseball Hall-of-Famer Barry Larkin and soon-to-be Hall-of-Famer Ken Griffey, Jr. The Speaker of the House himself, John Boehner, is a graduate.
Serving a life sentence in an Israeli prison is no picnic, especially for a convicted terrorist. The jailers don't even have the courtesy to allow conjugal visits! However, love finds a way, even if that way includes smuggling jizz out of jail for later use:
Matt Barnaby is suing his former fiancee for the return of an engagement ring and Cadillac:
Scunthorpe manager says he was almost killed by a squirrel: