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Archbishop Moeller High School in Cincinnati has an illustrious history. Its almuni include sporting luminaries like Baseball Hall-of-Famer Barry Larkin and soon-to-be Hall-of-Famer Ken Griffey, Jr. The Speaker of the House himself, John Boehner, is a graduate.

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However, the proud school was on the wrong end of some degradation earlier this week. Not only did somebody vandalize the school, he wore a curious outfit to do the deed. Tell me more, Cincinnati Enquirer:

Authorities arrested a man early Sunday morning who, they say, vandalized Moeller High School while wearing Spider-Man underwear.

Hamilton County Sheriff’s Deputies arrested Thomas Williams, 23, of Kenwood, and charged him with felony vandalism and breaking and entering.

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The [police] report described the suspect’s attire when arrested as Spider-Man underwear.

No motive for the crime or reason for his wardrobe was given.

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